His Bachelor Party Gone Wrong...But Oh So Right

Friday, May 9, 2008

He's shown us scantily-clad women spewing corn.

He's warned us about the perils of answering "Coke" in a Pepsi Challenge.

He's delved into the world of a man who cheats on his wife with a vacuum.

And now DT favorite Matt Johnson (C'99, Mask and Wig, Phi Kappa Sigma) wants you to be careful about who you hire for your buddy's bachelor party.

UPenn Watch Exotic Dancer and see what I mean (this is good)!

There's something just wrong about what you're about to see...and I say that in a good way!

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